Funny Indian communities

 

Funny , Indian communities.

Kashmiri

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.

Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.

Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.

Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.

Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.

Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mallu

One Mallu = coconut stall.

Two Mallus = a boat race.

Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.

Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.

Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.

Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.

Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.

Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.

Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.

Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite

One Andhraite = chili farmer.

Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..

Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.

Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a

Telugu movie.

Mumbaikar

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

Two Mumbaikars= film studio.

Three Mumbaikars = slum.

Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing

on your foot in the

train at rush hour.

Sindhi

One Sindhi = currency racket.

Two Sindhis = papad factory.

Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ..

Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. ..

Marwari

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.

Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.

Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

Haryanvi

One Haryanavi = tube light.

Two Haryanavis = agriculture.

Three Haryannavis = Lathi squad.

Four Haryanavis = actually just one was enough..

Last but the best

Kannadiga

One kannadiga = devegowda

Two kannadigas = devegowda with his son Kumarswamy

Three kannadigas = rivals of devegowda family

Four Kannadigas = total no of kannadigas in bengaluru

Bihari

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav ..

Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.

Three Biharis = train capture.

Four Biharis = caste riots

Five Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ...

Bengali

One Bengali = poet.

Two Bengalis = a film society.

Three Bengalis = political party.

Four Bengalis = two political parties.

More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation

to bring Ganguli into Team.

Punjabi

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.

Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.

Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo

Tikkis at the local McDonalds

Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Sorry, no Coorgis or Parsis......

too small to make an impact..start

breeding.... .

Me proud to be part of this milieu.

I hope ya are

too !!!