Monday, January 3, 2011

Wife Vs Girlfriend - Funny






Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)

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At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE

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No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE

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Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE

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TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay,
the services will be terminated

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TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time

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Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding

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TV got remote
MOBILE don't have

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Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication
(talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it
(either you want to hear nagging or not)

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Last but not least! TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

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