Funny Teacher-student Jokes

Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.!

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Question:What is the fullform of MATHS. ?

Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work 

what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on 

Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, 

(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy

 bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,

answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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